Dorian Banester

This is Dorian Banester, aged 37. He has black velvet hair, a moustash as black as coal, and brilliant blue spectacles. He might look like a normal person but is he really? Yes, yes, he is. He lives in a house - okay, it's more of a mansion with his 6 children: devient Devarnya aged 10, talented Talia aged 8 chaotic Caden aged 8, thoughtful Thurishin aged 7, lovely Lavanya aged 11, and killer Keeran aged 4 and wives  Marge aged 37 and Richa aged 38. He works for a company called Z Tech. Z Tech makes phones and computers. Dorian writes the software they use and gets 60 percent of the income. If you think he is honest, kind of respectful and toleran,t then you're wrong. He has given Billions to charity but only so that if his secret gets out they might not think so badly of him. You're probably wondering what his secret is. If I told you, you would get nightmares and it would send shivers down your spine and more, so I won't tell you, but a word of advice: Don't get on his bad side - he will make your life a living nightmare and that is only a millionth compared to his secret.